Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore.”
Q: What do dealers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
Q: How's a casino like a woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it!
Q: When is the only time you split tens?
A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
